The Tea Party
The Tea Party’s hilariously weird rantings and bizarre delusional religious rhetoric, the calls for deletion of certain Constitutional Amendments, the proposals to cut funding for science and education, and a plethora of other x-file weirdness provide an inexhaustible supply of raw material for this site. Alfred E. Neuman would be touching himself. Yeah, that goes out to a special lady in the virtual crowd, Christine O'Donnell. You know, and I'm just saying, there is a whole branch of kink devoted to Erotic Denial.. I kid you not, you can actually pay on-line Mistresses to deny you a happy ending. Man, seriously, I was going broke, and then along comes Christine O'Donnell and suddenly its all the "Please Mistress, will you hold my key?” I can handle. And its totally free! I'm not going to call you or anything, but Christine if you are reading this... call me? Witchcraft and kink in one hot little package, that's what I'm talking about!
We’re not just talking Tea SACS (Self Appointed Constitutional Scholars); half the country believes the kind of weird shit that sends parents rummaging through the sock drawers of kids who believe it to steal their drugs. Moral of the story? Don't hide your stash in your sock drawer. So, Obama is a foreign born Muslim bankrupting the country in a tidal wave of welfare and crime. Right, and the Easter Bunny does the Furry with Jesus on the 4th of July right after Paul Revere takes the red pill, slides down the rabbit hole, buggers Alice, rushes heroically into Concord, and marries the Tooth Fairy all in the nick of time, just like Longfellow said. Longfellow did say that, right? Oh the night is blustery, the ride is long, the terrain treacherous, but come along fellow bloggers, show courage and remember it's one by sea and two by land, or something like that.