1. Place want ad for fact checker.
2. Vow of silence through primary elections.
3. Get video of Mitt Romney practicing plural marriage.
The Massachusetts Mormon:
1. Avoid holding meet and greets at garlic factories and blood banks.
2. Remember fake tan lotion.
3. Convince public I sparkle in direct sunlight because I intend to create jobs in glitter manufacturing.
4. Avoid direct sunlight.
5. Perfect the art of being all things to all people at all times.
1. Destroy Google.
2. Finish race ahead of at least the crazy lady.
3. Come out.
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