Jon Stewart hilariously takes on Mitt Romney's campaign reboot and the newly released 47% gaffe video. The video is further evidence that Romney is secretly working for Obama.
I have to admit I'm the 47%. Our family plays at parks we didn't build, attends schools we don't fully fund. I drive on several roads I didn't pave. I hardly think it's my fault, though. For the longest time, I've been overwhelmed with the victim mentality that government provides those things.
I've seen the light now and realize there's no compelling reason to provide these luxuries to poor voters. Not having parks or education will awaken the entrepreneurial spirit of poor people and we can go back to the high crime 1980s. The poor have been complacent of late, even lazy...
I write LOL, LMAO and the like on probably a daily basis. However, it's rare I find a video that makes me snort liquid out of my nose! Doug's Dozen video was honestly hilarious; a list of Olympic gaffes Mitt Romney could hypothetically do to seem even more disconnected.
Rush Limbaugh is probably right; President Obama hates 'success' and he also hates America. Of course Obama hates success, having experienced so little 'success' in his life... Failed marriage, failed political career, failed Presidency, failed education. Obama's probably bitter he never got into a decent college, never had a shot at real opportunity. The man is basically a poster grown-up for 'don't let your kid become THIS GUY.'
Oh, wait... he went to Harvard? Went on to be president??? Well, Obama still hates America though. Just look at how he's trying to punish American companies, the companies that created all our jobs... Limbaugh forgot to mention, Obama also hates jobs! Jobs!!! What real American hates their job? It's un-American... socialist even.
Wait, they sent all our jobs somewhere else??? Starting in the 90's??? Before Obama was president? Oh...
For those of you who are unacquainted with Ron Paul... Here's a summary of the Ron Paul campaign in a short video clip! Kudos to Charlie for finding this tidbit!
With the missing Obama birth certificate theory, Republicans central argument was, “If there’s nothing to hide, show us your papers.” According to the theory, President Obama was born abroad, not in Hawaii, and therefore, not a citizen of the U.S. In reality, his eligibility for citizenship would carry from his mother’s citizenship in the event Obama was born abroad, a fact completely overlooked by Birthers.
Recently the, “If you have nothing to hide…” conversation shifted to Romney’s taxes with rumors Romney “bets against America,” by hiding masses of wealth in offshore accounts. Evidently, showing at least a decade of tax returns is a common Presidential Candidate practice. Romney, however, has balked at the prospect of revealing his personal finances. As with the birther debate, the theory is flawed.
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Though we don’t endorse hacking, or digging into Romney, Beth Myers and friends’ files, we couldn’t hold back when we found out this newsworthy and incredibly juicy bit of Romney gossip… who got kicked off the running mate short list and why. Read on for details!
I'll admit it's old news. But this 2007 ad from Mitt Romney's 2008 bid for president is such a classic, I thought we had to include it. This Romney campaign ad ought to prove to all you doubters that Romney is the only candidate to push us into the problems Americans currently face... Romney/ Huntsman 2012!
You've probably never heard of him, but he's running for president in 2012. You've heard his platform before. Tim Gay is revving up to take the drunken redneck vote by storm.
He admits to a troubled past... Sure, he's written a few bad checks and driven drunk into a crocodile, but who hasn't? Then there's the issue of him being a contractor without a contractor's license... look it was only one house, and it did not collapse as alleged, it washed away. Besides, the government has no business telling someone they have to get licensed anyway... it's in one of those Amendments. He writes, "So does he know that bad times can make a good person do bad things? Yes he does."
Breaking news!!! Well, maybe not even breaking. It turns out former Salt Lake City mayor, Ross "Ross" Anderson has been running for president in 2012 all along... They even started a brand new political party, the Justice Party. Ralph Nader even endorsed him!
Sorry guys, crazypoliticos.com let this go on right under our noses, without even even a giggle. We admit we've been preoccupied. Here's a video from a Rocky speech in May. ~Adult content warning~ not for people with ADD or short attention span.