About Gerald Long
Gerald could almost pass for twins with The Adams' Family character, Uncle Fester, if not for his tie-dye wardrobe and perpetual failure with all things electronic. Like Fester, he holds an electrical charge that can power his laptop and a strobe light simultaneously. He enjoys making fun of politicians, writing poetry, listening to Pink Flloyd while pretending to smoke a bong (it's actually a lamp his friends tricked him into smoking oregano out of so we could take incriminating photos, but now he thinks he's hooked. He pays $50 bucks an ounce every week, and eventually we'll tell him the truth.)
Gerald is also married to Kate Bush... No, that's not the daughter of either of the President Bushes, the hot rock star geisha. They got married, but it was in another dimension in the multi-verse, and although he's tried several times to consummate that marriage in our dimension, he is currently barred from going within 200 feet of her or communicating with Mrs. Bush/Long in any form. Unless she happens to stumble onto the "Love Letters to Kate Bush" section of this website, after receiving those links from any (or several) of her unnamed Facebook friends/fans... And also, if you're reading this Katie honey, he still has your cat and your dry cleaning bill. . . Meet at Cafe on 1st this Friday?
Gerald is the owner, lead writer and content manager for Crazy Politicos. Most of what you read on CP began Gerald calling someone repeatedly until they turned in their damn homework... and texting them, and emailing. 32 voicemails, really?
If only we had today's Conservatives around back in 1968 when I was 10 or 11, I’m certain I would have had a much different childhood. The problem, of course, was my mother. She regulated everything. She stifled the spirit of free enterprise that I needed to thrive.
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The Psychopathology of Glenn Beck
March 24, 2011
You might think that proving Glenn Beck is crazy is a little like proving the sun comes up in the morning. Certainly, Beck has said enough crazy things to be labeled, at first glance, totally bat shit crazy.
"You are watching the beginning and the birth of the new world order. And you wanna call me crazy? Go to hell! Call me crazy all you want."
-Glenn Beck on The Daily Show with John Stewart 02/14/11
"I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. ...No, I think I could I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong?"
―In response to the question 'What would people do for $50 million?', 'The Glenn Beck Program,' May 17, 2005