Move over Global Warming (if you exist); there’s a new threat in town. According to internet whisperings and several news outlets, Zombies have taken over Miami. Maybe we’re ahead of ourselves; only one actual (albeit unconfirmed) Zombie has been spotted; it had been 31 year old Rudy Eugine, before becoming a zombie. Even so, Zombie aficionados often compare Zombies to bedbugs; for every Zombie you spot, a hundred lurk undetected.
Police in Miami responded to an assault in broad daylight to find a naked man eating the face another man later identified as 65 year old Ronald Poppo. According to reports, when police ordered the Zombie away from the victim; it stared briefly at officers, snarled and then continued devouring the victims face. Even as officers shot the Zombie, he remained unaware and continued his meal until dead.