A. When the FDA, FCC, FDR or ABC finds deadly bacteria like e-coli or salmonella inside a legislative container, the product or products must be removed from store shelves and from serving in office until someone fixes the bacteria, often by cooking at high temperatures.
Q. How does a recall election start?
A. When someone doesn’t like the government after a year of that government being in charge, someone can file a petition to recall them. If enough dead people sign the petition without being caught and shot for being zombies, the state holds a new election.
A. They can, but mostly don’t want to go near the zombies.
Q. When would Governor Walker go back into circulation if recalled?
A. An independent study would be conducted. Depending on the red tape, Walker could be deemed safe for consumption and back on shelves by November and re-elected.
Q. What can someone do to prevent a recall election?
A. Because of the spread of food borne illness and product liability, you really don’t want to. The best thing is to cook your politicians well before they take office and don’t let politicians speak at funerals or senior centers; it makes them mad when they become zombies. Also auto manufacturers; the big 3.
Q. When will Wisconsin know if Walker is getting recalled?
A. If the groundhog sees his shadow, we’ll announce it after the American Idol elections. And after a word from our sponsors…
Q. You don’t actually have any sponsors, do you?
A. ~Looks at ground and shuffles feet…~ We might though, someday.
Q. Why is Governor Walker being recalled, anyway?
A. It’s complicated… It’s definitely Obama’s fault because of Obamacare, but mostly illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs. And also socialism.
Q. Huh?? ? What does that even mean? And what do you mean our jobs? You don’t live in Wisconsin and aren’t you an unemployed blogger?
A. One word: Obamacare and socialism. And immigrants. This is why they are impeaching Senator Walker; to take our country back from liberal Democrats!
Q. Recalling… they’re recalling Walker, not impeaching. And he’s a Republican Governor! You have no idea what you’re talking about, do you?
A. I’m talking about the recalls… You really don’t get it, do you?