He's not always been completely off. Sometimes, he's dead center, sometimes a little left, sometimes far right. The risk is, Americans just don't know which set of Romney beliefs they're getting behind... unless the goal is "anyone but Obama," in which case, I'd like to announce my candidacy.
Let me be clear; I'm not running as much for President as for the large lifetime presidential salary. Looking at my IQ and credentials alone, I'm much more qualified than a certain former monkey ~ahem~ I mean president. Vote Summer DiVIno 2012!!!!